NOTHING SAYS "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" QUITE LIKE AN iPOD TOUCH.

"Ruminations" is a product of the warped minds at Top Five Productions.  It's billed as being written by the fetid, rotting brains of amateur comedy writers everywhere. Every weekday, you'll receive five short humorous quotes which are bound to change your life, shake you to the very foundation of your soul, and possibly make you wet your pants.

You can subscribe or just read some ruminations by visiting: http://www.ruminate.com/arcs_rums.htm

Here are a few of my favorites:

"When it doubt, whip it out."  That's a fine saying, but not such a hot Spelling Bee strategy.
--Woody Walker

I heard Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" on the radio last night.  I wonder what ever happened to her.
--Bruce Murden

I guess the story would have been far less interesting if Pinocchio hadn't been such a lying little sack of shit.
--Mark Dockham

 

Lord, lead me not into temptation.  Nothing personal, but it would be really awkward if I showed up there with you.
--Anthony Meyers

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